“Same Control” Short sleeve t-shirt
“Same Control” Short sleeve t-shirt
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$29.29 USD
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“Same Control” Tee
Because fluoride in the water wasn’t enough. They had to give you TikTok too.
From government-sponsored LSD trips to algorithmic hypnosis, humanity’s been the test subject in the world’s longest science experiment. Congrats! You're the lab rat with a phone.
This shirt is for the ones who didn’t fall asleep during indoctrination. The ones who know that “infinite scroll” is just a digital leash. The ones who side-eye the tap water and haven’t trusted cable news since birth.
Printed on fabric soft enough to make your third eye twitch.
Wear it to family gatherings, PTA meetings, or your next fluoride-free brunch.
Different delivery. Same control. Still not drinking the Kool-Aid.
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The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Because fluoride in the water wasn’t enough. They had to give you TikTok too.
From government-sponsored LSD trips to algorithmic hypnosis, humanity’s been the test subject in the world’s longest science experiment. Congrats! You're the lab rat with a phone.
This shirt is for the ones who didn’t fall asleep during indoctrination. The ones who know that “infinite scroll” is just a digital leash. The ones who side-eye the tap water and haven’t trusted cable news since birth.
Printed on fabric soft enough to make your third eye twitch.
Wear it to family gatherings, PTA meetings, or your next fluoride-free brunch.
Different delivery. Same control. Still not drinking the Kool-Aid.
---
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
SIZING
SIZING
Zipups fit true to size
(Can always size up if unsure)
SHIPPING INFORMATION
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Shipping
- First 250 orders are "PRE MADE" and ship in 1-3 days! Then it will be "PRE ORDER" - Find more info on shipping here.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Flip jacket inside out
- Gentle cycle
- Cold wash
- Air dry
- Avoid using fabric softeners and bleach
- Mild detergent
