President Autopen Goes Nuclear
President Autopen Goes Nuclear
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President Autopen Goes Nuclear Tee
Don't cry over a little spilt ink - c'mon man!
Because when your signature looks like a toddler’s scribble, sometimes you just gotta nuke the problem.
This shirt’s for the folks who know the presidency is basically a high-stakes dance-off of Mister Roboto. Besides... why sign with your own hand when you can let a robot do the meltdown for you?
Soft enough to nap in while the world burns, durable enough for all the heated arguments you’re about to start on X.
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The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
*Disclaimer: may come with a side of Marxist tears
Don't cry over a little spilt ink - c'mon man!
Because when your signature looks like a toddler’s scribble, sometimes you just gotta nuke the problem.
This shirt’s for the folks who know the presidency is basically a high-stakes dance-off of Mister Roboto. Besides... why sign with your own hand when you can let a robot do the meltdown for you?
Soft enough to nap in while the world burns, durable enough for all the heated arguments you’re about to start on X.
---
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
*Disclaimer: may come with a side of Marxist tears
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
SIZING
SIZING
Zipups fit true to size
(Can always size up if unsure)
SHIPPING INFORMATION
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Shipping
- First 250 orders are "PRE MADE" and ship in 1-3 days! Then it will be "PRE ORDER" - Find more info on shipping here.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Flip jacket inside out
- Gentle cycle
- Cold wash
- Air dry
- Avoid using fabric softeners and bleach
- Mild detergent
