President Autopen

Commemorate the most popular president of the epoch with this vintage drip:

Introducing the President Autopen Tee

Because when you’re too busy signing executive orders, why bother with the autograph?

This tee’s for anyone tired of the same scripted speeches and empty promises. You know, the type of president whose signature looks like it was signed by a robot (because, well… it probably was). It’s the perfect blend of irony and patriotism for those who read between the lines of robotic leadership — or just want a comfy shirt that says, “Yeah, I see what you did there.”

Made with soft tri-blend fabric that’s more genuine than all politicians, and durable enough to survive every political rant you’ve got stored up.

Wear it to the next town hall or while scrolling through the latest “signed by a machine” headlines.

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The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

*Disclaimer: may come with a side of Marxist tears

Size guide