Government is the virus

Finally, a shirt that says what your group chat’s been screaming for years. Whether you're dodging taxes, mandates, or just your HOA president, this tee lets everyone know where you stand (i.e. six feet away from tyranny).

Ultra-soft, aggressively free, and guaranteed to trigger at least one uncle at Thanksgiving. Wear it to the gym, the range, or your next “totally normal” camping trip off-grid.

Warning: May cause increased levels of freedom, unsolicited fist bumps, and long conversations with bearded men named Chad.

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The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

*Disclaimer: may come with a side of Marxist tears

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