Foreign & Domestic Tee-Shirt
Foreign & Domestic Tee-Shirt
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Foreign & Domestic Tee
Because the real enemies aren’t in caves. They’re in conference rooms with PowerPoint slides titled “New Compliance Framework.”
They swore to defend against enemies foreign and domestic…
And sometimes the domestic ones wear lanyards and mandate tyranny via email.
This tee is for those with discernment who know the real danger isn’t always boots on the ground - it’s entities in empty suits regulating your rights through 47-slide decks and three-letter agency memos.
Soft enough to sleep in. Savage enough to get side-eyed at Whole Foods.
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The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
*Disclaimer: may come with a side of Marxist tears
Because the real enemies aren’t in caves. They’re in conference rooms with PowerPoint slides titled “New Compliance Framework.”
They swore to defend against enemies foreign and domestic…
And sometimes the domestic ones wear lanyards and mandate tyranny via email.
This tee is for those with discernment who know the real danger isn’t always boots on the ground - it’s entities in empty suits regulating your rights through 47-slide decks and three-letter agency memos.
Soft enough to sleep in. Savage enough to get side-eyed at Whole Foods.
---
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
*Disclaimer: may come with a side of Marxist tears
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
SIZING
SIZING
Zipups fit true to size
(Can always size up if unsure)
SHIPPING INFORMATION
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Shipping
- First 250 orders are "PRE MADE" and ship in 1-3 days! Then it will be "PRE ORDER" - Find more info on shipping here.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Flip jacket inside out
- Gentle cycle
- Cold wash
- Air dry
- Avoid using fabric softeners and bleach
- Mild detergent
