“Audit Division” Tactical Tee

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear government patches and show up to your kid’s lemonade stand with a clipboard and an M4.

Because nothing screams “public service” like flexing federal firepower over 50 cents and a juice box. This tee lets you wear the absurdity with pride, and maybe a side-eye at the nearest bureaucrat.

Perfect for barbecues, tax season, or your next run-in with alphabet boys.
• Ultra-soft combed cotton
• Hand-printed in the land of the over-regulated
• Regular fit, battle-tested durability
• Screen-printed design: won’t fade under scrutiny

WARNING: May trigger unelected officials.

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The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

*Disclaimer: may come with a side of Marxist tears

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